What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 06:57
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd